The Staff

Allow me to introduce you to the indivdiuals who provide the inspiration for much of what is written on this blog...

“B” – My Husband

Known aliases: Babe, Honey

B and I have been married for over ten years and I still think he's a hottie tottie.  Which is probably a good thing since I'm legally obligated to have sex with him for the rest of our lives.   The story of how we met is a pretty good read – like a Harlequinn romance only with lots of booze.

B and I share the same silly sense of humor as well as a major soft spot for animals. Since he works in finance and I was an English major, he’s kind of the yin to my yang.  We may drive each other crazy sometimes, but as sure as I know the sky is blue, I know we’re meant to be together.


“E” – My Son

Known aliases: Monkey, Little Man

E is five-years-old and is our first and only child.  When he’s not unintentionally insulting me or snitching on me to his dad, he’s a lot of fun to have around.  Like most little boys, E loves Transformers, super heroes and pretty much anything on wheels. He has a wonderful imagination and I get such a kick out of seeing him pretend play.

 

Rex – Our Cat
Known aliases: Mr. Whiskerson, Baby boy, Fatty Bumbalatti, Sha Sha Cat

Rex is a pure bred Bengal cat. Quite simply, he is fabulous. A good portion of the time Rex is the only “person” in our house who isn’t giving me any shit (at least not outside of the litter box). So he’s spoiled rotten.  He’s also my blogging assistant and can be found embarrassing himself for the Internet's enjoyment every week as part of my "Make Me Laugh Monday" posts.  

Mr. Norwall - Our Fish
Known aliases: FISH!

Mr. Norwall was named after the Norwall that appears out of the water to say goodbye to Buddy the Elf when he is leaving the North Pole.  He is an African Cichlid and we've had him for many years.  Don't feel sorry for Mr. Norwall because he is all by himself.  The little bastard ate all of his friends!